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Protecting Your Treasure

By Storbox Self-Storage on October 30, 2019 - Comments off

chest-collection-costume-jewelry-53482I don’t really understand what all the fuss is about, you thought as you politely declined yet another crowd of people at your door. Is door the right word? Hmm… no. It’s more of a grand stone entrance, carved from the bowels of a mighty mountain. As you saunter back to your bed, a belch escapes past your teeth. What did I eat that was so spicy? you wonder quietly to yourself. Read the rest »

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He Isn’t Paying Enough Attention to You? Hide His Video Games

By Storbox Self-Storage on October 24, 2019 - Comments off

allie-smith-Aevj-5kSfZI-unsplashYou hear him calling your name from the bedroom. It’s happening. You hide a smile.

Again comes the shout. “Where are they?!”

He’s an adorable shade of red, and his breath is coming in and out in big gulps. He’s looking at you with something beyond suspicion, something hovering between rage and terror. “My PS4. My GameCube. My Xbox 360. My Nintendo Switch. All my consoles.” Read the rest »

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Once More Into the Breach!

By Storbox Self-Storage on October 15, 2019 - Comments off

4k-wallpaper-background-dawn-3151191“It is said that the Hornburg has never fallen to assault; but now my heart is doubtful. The world changes, and all that once was strong now proves unsure. How shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?”- Théoden, King of Rohan.

As undisputed ruler of your lands, you have a responsibility to your subjects to defend them in times of strife. Read the rest »

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Life Is Just a Big Game

By Storbox Self-Storage on October 3, 2019 - Comments off

tim-foster-y6uilkrSyMs-unsplashWell, you’ve finally done it. It took you years upon years to accomplish your magnum opus, but your so-called “obsession” (you call it dedication) has paid off. Finally, you created a foolproof set of rules to turn your entire life into a game. Read the rest »

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StorBox 2177

By Storbox Self-Storage on September 30, 2019 - Comments off

pat-krupa-vW-rB_wSoSg-unsplashThe year: 2177. The bioengineered androids, known as the repli-bots, created by humans to act as tools of convenience, have ruled over the planet for the past 15 years following the successful Meat-bag Rebellion of 2162. Humans are all but extinct, but evidence of the once-proud civilization remains. Some repli-bots remain fascinated by humans, much to the chagrin of the rest of repli-bot society. The following is an unabridged account given by Scoob-Manus 224, a repli-bot collector of human artifacts, and a prominent meat-bag culture enthusiast. Read the rest »

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Store Your True-Crime Collection at StorBox

By Storbox Self-Storage on September 20, 2019 - Comments off

michael-walter-iJMitgqRaZ8-unsplashWell, it’s happened. Your girlfriend has finally gotten sick of your true-crime memorabilia taking up tons of room in the apartment you share. Sure, by “tons of room” you mean every nook and cranny, and it was getting difficult to eat with all the newspaper clipping littering the dining-room table, but she gave you an ultimatum you couldn’t refuse. Read the rest »

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A Man Born in the Wrong Time: A Tragedy

By Storbox Self-Storage on September 14, 2019 - Comments off

andrew-neel-1-29wyvvLJA-unsplashExcerpt from the journal of Kinsley Babbington III, modern mapmaker and explorer. His journal was found inside a dilapidated bus in the Alaskan wilds, covered in strawberry jelly. Babbington has been missing for 11 years, but local detectives are “still hopeful.” Read the rest »

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Stretching Your Threads

By Storbox Self-Storage on September 4, 2019 - Comments off

tomas-lundahl-RvpmlstrDEA-unsplash“You’re not the one who ALWAYS has to pick up the dog’s poop.”

“We don’t even have a dog anymore, so come off it!”

“…AND shake stranger’s hands… You have no idea what it’s like being shoved up against someone that you’ve never met before. It’s terribly awkward.” Read the rest »

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How to Make Sure Your Haunted Doll Is Safe When You Go Away to College

By Storbox Self-Storage on August 31, 2019 - Comments off

baby-child-children-160775Your obsession with toys all started with the doll you found in the alley behind that abandoned convent. It was foggy and way past your bedtime. You heard a shriek that turned to laughter, and it was unlike anything you’ve heard before. You recognize that it was a pure accident when you stumbled upon him, but on some deeper level, you almost felt like he chose you.  He had a cracked face and was missing hair on his left scalp, and it looked like someone had used that hair to fashion a comfortable-looking Fall jacket. Read the rest »

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Store Your Card Table, Your Roulette Wheel!

By Storbox Self-Storage on August 20, 2019 - Comments off

cards-casino-chips-39856Okay, so you lost the house in a freak gambling accident for the third time in your life. Time to fake your death and find another rich woman to marry so she can bankroll your gambling habit that got you into this situation in the first place. It’s fine, though – you’ll win it all back when you finally hit that hot streak that has been overdue for a decade (and you can pay back all your ex-wives whose lives you’ve ruined). Sure, it’s hard to start all over again and forge a new life, but you have done it twice already. Read the rest »

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