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How to Make Sure Your Haunted Doll Is Safe When You Go Away to College

By Storbox Self-Storage on August 31, 2019 - Comments off

baby-child-children-160775Your obsession with toys all started with the doll you found in the alley behind that abandoned convent. It was foggy and way past your bedtime. You heard a shriek that turned to laughter, and it was unlike anything you’ve heard before. You recognize that it was a pure accident when you stumbled upon him, but on some deeper level, you almost felt like he chose you.  He had a cracked face and was missing hair on his left scalp, and it looked like someone had used that hair to fashion a comfortable-looking Fall jacket. Read the rest »

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Store Your Card Table, Your Roulette Wheel!

By Storbox Self-Storage on August 20, 2019 - Comments off

cards-casino-chips-39856Okay, so you lost the house in a freak gambling accident for the third time in your life. Time to fake your death and find another rich woman to marry so she can bankroll your gambling habit that got you into this situation in the first place. It’s fine, though – you’ll win it all back when you finally hit that hot streak that has been overdue for a decade (and you can pay back all your ex-wives whose lives you’ve ruined). Sure, it’s hard to start all over again and forge a new life, but you have done it twice already. Read the rest »

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A Midsummer Night’s Storage Unit

By Storbox Self-Storage on August 13, 2019 - Comments off

child-costume-fairy-127968As a child, the pencils you used weren’t pencils, but wands. During recess, a handful of sand was all you needed to show your friends that fairy dust was real. And when they went crying to the teacher about sand in their eyes, you knew that you had the power to change reality. Read the rest »

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It’s Always Time for Kilts (Especially in Golf Month)

By Storbox Self-Storage on August 2, 2019 - Comments off

artist-bagpipes-british-34692Since you were a wee lad, and you stumbled on a basic cable airing of Braveheart in the early hours of the morning when your parents thought you were sound asleep in bed, you have wanted to be a Scotsman. Sure, your family was confused and even concerned when they woke up the next day and all you could talk about in your newly-found Scottish accent was how oppressive English lords are, and scream the word “primae noctis” repeatedly at the top of your lungs at the breakfast table. Read the rest »

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Kawhi Is Coming to LA – Better Pack Your Bags!

By Storbox Self-Storage on July 29, 2019 - Comments off

jc-gellidon-XmYSlYrupL8-unsplashComing off one of the greatest NBA playoff performances of all time, after bringing a title to the championship-starved city of Toronto, Kawhi Leonard has made his free agency decision. After being courted by some of the biggest and best NBA franchises, ‘The Klaw’ is headed to the Los Angeles Clippers on a three-year, $103 million deal. But the money and the chance to play in the City of Angels are not the true reasons Kawhi is heading to Southern California. The real reason… is you. Read the rest »

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Christmas in July: One Boy’s Personal Journey to Learn the True Meaning of Santa Claus

By Storbox Self-Storage on July 21, 2019 - Comments off

tim-mossholder-egV4ig2ZhpA-unsplashYou still remember what it was like when that teenage boy looked you up and down and said, “Yeah, you’re probably fat enough.”

Some people never figure out their life’s purpose. You’ve known it ever since you were 8 years old, waking up on Christmas morning to find Santa talking with your mom in the broom closet. Read the rest »

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It’s National Tequila Day! Time to Pretend You Still Like Margaritas

By Storbox Self-Storage on July 14, 2019 - Comments off

francisco-galarza-hos80gyHotA-unsplash“It’s a holiday,” your husband says to you, as if National Tequila Day held the same gravitas of Yom Kippur. Your eye twitches, your palms instantly feel clammy, and you suddenly have the urge to scream. Read the rest »

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Hammock Day at StorBox

By Storbox Self-Storage on July 1, 2019 - Comments off

drew-coffman-DzIt-fTYv4E-unsplashIt’s summertime in LA; and when July rolls around, so does one of the most important days on the holiday calendar. That’s right; July 22nd is National Hammock day! As a hammock enthusiast, we know you look forward to the time this hallowed day comes around. You get a chance to show off your disturbingly large hammock collection! Read the rest »

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June Is Accordion Awareness Month. It’s Time To Bust Out Those Keys and Reminisce About Your Life’s Greatest Passion.

By Storbox Self-Storage on June 28, 2019 - Comments off

peter-ivey-hansen-_qs_unAZpKA-unsplashChristmas, 1997. Every other gift had already been opened, and while you smiled politely when you saw the PlayStation with a brand-new copy of Final Fantasy VII, there was something missing. There was that one thing you’d wanted for years, but your parents never listened to your pleas. Mom wanted you to be “cool” and “normal,” but you knew that isn’t what Fate had planned. Dad wanted to prepare you for the family business by gifting you a new dog, but you always thought that his job as a taxidermist was a little creepy. Read the rest »

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The Remodel That Never Ends

By Storbox Self-Storage on June 20, 2019 - Comments off

milivoj-kuhar-Te48TPzdcU8-unsplashMuch like “The Song That Never Ends” from Lamp Chop’s Sing-Along, you were exposed to a home renovation project that lasted for eternity—and it was just as blood-boiling. Why did your dad choose to buy a dinky, blue-slatted one-story on a dirt lot, if all he ever wanted was a 3,000-square-foot McMansion? Oh, sure, Dad; $85,000 was a steal. In 1980. Read the rest »

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