Ah, wintertime in California! What a time to be alive. The temperature drops so low you have to add a jacket to your tank top/low-rise jean-shorts outfit. Everyone knows winter in California means one thing: Outfit of the Day season! We never get to wear anything vaguely wintery and editorial, but winter gives us the chance to look like we all have influencer Instagram accounts. Kylie Jenner who? Read the rest »
Feeling lucky? Okay, maybe 2018 hasn’t gone exactly to plan. January started and then kept going and going. Seriously. Does the Energizer battery company need a new mascot? Because January gave that little bunny a run for its money. Read the rest »
Valentine’s Day has come and gone, and though you wanted to get a gift from your special celebrity Valentine, that didn’t happen. (Sorry.) But what did happen is that you received other Valentine’s gifts. Well, if you count the Valentine-themed ads in the mail. But then, there are also your super nice neighbors—the kind that gift you wine or Wine of the Month subscriptions. Read the rest »
The time has finally come. You called your bestie (Joanne) three times a day for the past week, scared that this day was around the corner. Your significant other, your bae, your one true love has decided to break up with you. AND BY TEXT MESSAGE? The nerve on this one, right? Read the rest »
February 12th is here, and it’s good ol’ honest Abe’s birthday! He’s more than just the man on the five-dollar bill; he’s your favorite President! And why wouldn’t he be? We all remember the Emancipation Proclamation from history class—truly iconic!
It’s time to deck yourself out in full suit and tie, and overcoat! You could buy new costumes for each of your family members too, equipped with top hats. Of course, you’ll need to buy some new fake beards after the Great Beard Fiasco of 2017. It’s so hard to relive that memory… Read the rest »
Every four years, an exciting political atmosphere fills our red, white, and blue American skies. The Presidential race ravages our country, and with it comes the time to campaign and canvas for your favorite. Words are never enough. There must be decorations. And campaign materials. And leaflets. And buttons… Read the rest »
Ever since first grade, you knew you were destined for great things. You sharpened pencils faster than anybody in Ms. Smith’s class. Any time you had to get in line, you ran full speed ahead. Sorry Katherine B.; try again tomorrow! Read the rest »
New Year, new you! After a whole year of sitting in your man cave and packing on pounds of chips and soda, you decided you wanted to kiss those love handles goodbye. You finally got tired of sitting in your armchair, even though your body made the perfect indention that made it so comfortable.
But that armchair was an enabler. It let you gain weight and did nothing. Bad chair! It needed to go. Read the rest »
The holidays are finally over! And what a successful holiday season it was. Congratulations on getting your loved one that special gift! His smile was everything you wanted and more…and hey, the gifts you got were pretty sweet, too.
With new fragrances, clothing, and more, you’re ready to take on 2018 looking fresh, dressed to impress, and ready to party. Of course, there were gifts that you didn’t like. Your friend bought you a fidget spinner as a gag gift and placed it at the bottom of one very large box—a mess ensued. Also, there were those gifts from your mother-in-law. Read the rest »
Take a look around your place. Each piece of furniture holds a story. There’s the coffee table—remember when you put it together? There were like, six nails left over and you have no idea how. And you bought that chic lamp on sale. So cute! Then there’s the suave-looking couch and matching love seat. Your parents might have not liked them when they visited, but that doesn’t matter…except when it does. Like now, when they’re moving in with you. Read the rest »