As All Hallow’s Eve approaches, ghouls and spirits cross over to this world for their chance to finish what they could not in their lifetimes. That brings us to the ghastly haunting of a storage unit customer named Jim. Read the rest »
It’s sooooo hard to find a place to store bodies nowadays. I mean, you can try putting them in the closet, but closets only offer so much space. And what if you have more than one? The bodies are just going to pile up and then where are you supposed to put your box of receipts for tax season?
Then there’s the smell. Not only does it stink up the entire house to the point where you need a Febreze bottle for every room, but that odor also attaches itself to every piece of clothing you own, including that designer jacket you got for 60% off original price (good job, by the way). And how long are you going to tell your visitors that it’s “just the dog?” Don’t blame Griffin. It’s not his fault you’re bad with organizational management. Read the rest »
Do you remember the time your eyes first met? Time slowly came to halt as you stole a glance from across the Barnes & Noble. You waded past the crowd until you stood right in front of each other in the connecting Starbucks. The woman smiled as she dug into her purse and pulled out….a mint condition Chewbacca collectible. Read the rest »
According to a Taste of Wine, “There is no simple formula for wines being seasonal; instead, it’s a question of what wines feel like and how a wine pairs not just with food, but also with the surrounding temperature or weather.” That said, let’s dive in to what we think fulfills the “seasonal” ticket. Read the rest »