Valentine’s Day has come and gone, and though you wanted to get a gift from your special celebrity Valentine, that didn’t happen. (Sorry.) But what did happen is that you received other Valentine’s gifts. Well, if you count the Valentine-themed ads in the mail. But then, there are also your super nice neighbors—the kind that gift you wine or Wine of the Month subscriptions. Read the rest »
The time has finally come. You called your bestie (Joanne) three times a day for the past week, scared that this day was around the corner. Your significant other, your bae, your one true love has decided to break up with you. AND BY TEXT MESSAGE? The nerve on this one, right? Read the rest »
February 12th is here, and it’s good ol’ honest Abe’s birthday! He’s more than just the man on the five-dollar bill; he’s your favorite President! And why wouldn’t he be? We all remember the Emancipation Proclamation from history class—truly iconic!
It’s time to deck yourself out in full suit and tie, and overcoat! You could buy new costumes for each of your family members too, equipped with top hats. Of course, you’ll need to buy some new fake beards after the Great Beard Fiasco of 2017. It’s so hard to relive that memory… Read the rest »
Every four years, an exciting political atmosphere fills our red, white, and blue American skies. The Presidential race ravages our country, and with it comes the time to campaign and canvas for your favorite. Words are never enough. There must be decorations. And campaign materials. And leaflets. And buttons… Read the rest »