Nobody takes Halloween more seriously than you. In fact, you start prepping in mid-July, just to make sure your shipments come in on time. When October 1st comes along, everyone else is off cuddling with loved ones to ABC Family (or Freeform as they rebranded it) re-runs of Hocus Pocus. That’s not real Halloween spirit.
Real Halloween spirit is getting the be-jeezus scared out of you. Read the rest »
After taking several strolls around the car lot (with the creepy, hyper-enthusiastic salesmen breathing down your back), you just couldn’t make up your mind. Nothing excited you—it was all too boring. Then, right behind the 06’ Honda Civic, you heard the call. It revved the engine in your heart and suddenly nothing was the same. Read the rest »
Is there a better place to picnic than sunny LA? The idyllic views and once-in-a-while breeze create the perfect atmosphere for a beautiful day. The thought crosses your mind as you watch a young couple sitting together on an unfolded twill blanket. Next to them sits a plastic bag with food. It was so romantic…yet…nothing compared to your masterful setup! Read the rest »
Guten tag! Oktoberfest was in full swing, and you were too hammered to remember why you were sad on the way to Germany. But while there, you partied it up.
But all the memories are coming back now (even though you may have killed off a few thousand brain cells). You remember your totally valid reason for being upset: instead of chugging beers with your friends this year, you were singing songs and clanking mugs with four strangers you had known for five minutes. It was fun, but it could have been MORE fun if your selfish friends didn’t rudely decline your invitation to drop everything and go to Munich! Read the rest »