2019 April Archive

Save That Purple and Gold for Next-Next Year

By Storbox Self-Storage on April 28, 2019 - Comments off

ball-basketball-basketball-court-1752757LeBron may have invented the Million-Dollar Mile™, but he didn’t bring the June games we hoped for to Staples Center. In fact, the Lakers did worse than usual this season. Oh yes, it is possible. May we remind you it’s now been six years since their last playoff appearance in 2013? People are abandoning ship and jumping on the Clippers bandwagon, and even you can’t argue with them. Read the rest »

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Party Hard, Excellent!

By Storbox Self-Storage on April 20, 2019 - Comments off

balloons-1786430_1280Forget balloons and paper hats. That’s kid stuff, man. Uninspired, trite, and kind of sad. It’s for amateurs to the great game of party planning, but not for you! You rise to the challenge. You answer the call. You’ve had a few “misses” and noise complaints filed by the people across the street, but your gusto will surely be rewarded in the end! Just one appearance by Kendall Jenner, and you’ll have it made, baby. Read the rest »

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (for the IRS)

By Storbox Self-Storage on April 14, 2019 - Comments off

accounting-analytics-balance-209224Ah, May. Pasadena’s slight cloudiness – all that remains of winter – wisps across the blazing sky. Cop cars whizz past with sirens and lights flashing. Hipsters congregate on street corners, waiting to cross on their pilgrimage to the latest vegan restaurant or Neo-Dadaist art gallery. Gentlemen of the streets strum their guitars and set out empty Starbucks cups for donations. Squirrels make merry in Memorial Park, chittering and swishing their tails at you. And the swings are always occupied by schoolchildren, no matter how patiently you wait in the bushes, just out of sight of the nannies and soccer moms and substitute teachers. You just want to touch the sky with your feet, you know? Read the rest »

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More Space for Your Office

By Storbox Self-Storage on April 3, 2019 - Comments off

red-2013312_1920You bid a hasty goodbye to your software career at Initech after you were fired for grand larceny and vandalism. (That printer deserved to be beaten into submission. And left to die in an open field.) Read the rest »



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