2019 August Archive

How to Make Sure Your Haunted Doll Is Safe When You Go Away to College

By Storbox Self-Storage on August 31, 2019 - Comments off

baby-child-children-160775Your obsession with toys all started with the doll you found in the alley behind that abandoned convent. It was foggy and way past your bedtime. You heard a shriek that turned to laughter, and it was unlike anything you’ve heard before. You recognize that it was a pure accident when you stumbled upon him, but on some deeper level, you almost felt like he chose you.  He had a cracked face and was missing hair on his left scalp, and it looked like someone had used that hair to fashion a comfortable-looking Fall jacket. Read the rest »

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Store Your Card Table, Your Roulette Wheel!

By Storbox Self-Storage on August 20, 2019 - Comments off

cards-casino-chips-39856Okay, so you lost the house in a freak gambling accident for the third time in your life. Time to fake your death and find another rich woman to marry so she can bankroll your gambling habit that got you into this situation in the first place. It’s fine, though – you’ll win it all back when you finally hit that hot streak that has been overdue for a decade (and you can pay back all your ex-wives whose lives you’ve ruined). Sure, it’s hard to start all over again and forge a new life, but you have done it twice already. Read the rest »

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A Midsummer Night’s Storage Unit

By Storbox Self-Storage on August 13, 2019 - Comments off

child-costume-fairy-127968As a child, the pencils you used weren’t pencils, but wands. During recess, a handful of sand was all you needed to show your friends that fairy dust was real. And when they went crying to the teacher about sand in their eyes, you knew that you had the power to change reality. Read the rest »

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It’s Always Time for Kilts (Especially in Golf Month)

By Storbox Self-Storage on August 2, 2019 - Comments off

artist-bagpipes-british-34692Since you were a wee lad, and you stumbled on a basic cable airing of Braveheart in the early hours of the morning when your parents thought you were sound asleep in bed, you have wanted to be a Scotsman. Sure, your family was confused and even concerned when they woke up the next day and all you could talk about in your newly-found Scottish accent was how oppressive English lords are, and scream the word “primae noctis” repeatedly at the top of your lungs at the breakfast table. Read the rest »

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