2019 September Archive

StorBox 2177

By Storbox Self-Storage on September 30, 2019 - Comments off

pat-krupa-vW-rB_wSoSg-unsplashThe year: 2177. The bioengineered androids, known as the repli-bots, created by humans to act as tools of convenience, have ruled over the planet for the past 15 years following the successful Meat-bag Rebellion of 2162. Humans are all but extinct, but evidence of the once-proud civilization remains. Some repli-bots remain fascinated by humans, much to the chagrin of the rest of repli-bot society. The following is an unabridged account given by Scoob-Manus 224, a repli-bot collector of human artifacts, and a prominent meat-bag culture enthusiast. Read the rest »

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Store Your True-Crime Collection at StorBox

By Storbox Self-Storage on September 20, 2019 - Comments off

michael-walter-iJMitgqRaZ8-unsplashWell, it’s happened. Your girlfriend has finally gotten sick of your true-crime memorabilia taking up tons of room in the apartment you share. Sure, by “tons of room” you mean every nook and cranny, and it was getting difficult to eat with all the newspaper clipping littering the dining-room table, but she gave you an ultimatum you couldn’t refuse. Read the rest »

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A Man Born in the Wrong Time: A Tragedy

By Storbox Self-Storage on September 14, 2019 - Comments off

andrew-neel-1-29wyvvLJA-unsplashExcerpt from the journal of Kinsley Babbington III, modern mapmaker and explorer. His journal was found inside a dilapidated bus in the Alaskan wilds, covered in strawberry jelly. Babbington has been missing for 11 years, but local detectives are “still hopeful.” Read the rest »

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Stretching Your Threads

By Storbox Self-Storage on September 4, 2019 - Comments off

tomas-lundahl-RvpmlstrDEA-unsplash“You’re not the one who ALWAYS has to pick up the dog’s poop.”

“We don’t even have a dog anymore, so come off it!”

“…AND shake stranger’s hands… You have no idea what it’s like being shoved up against someone that you’ve never met before. It’s terribly awkward.” Read the rest »

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