I don’t really understand what all the fuss is about, you thought as you politely declined yet another crowd of people at your door. Is door the right word? Hmm… no. It’s more of a grand stone entrance, carved from the bowels of a mighty mountain. As you saunter back to your bed, a belch escapes past your teeth. What did I eat that was so spicy? you wonder quietly to yourself. Read the rest »
Again comes the shout. “Where are they?!”
He’s an adorable shade of red, and his breath is coming in and out in big gulps. He’s looking at you with something beyond suspicion, something hovering between rage and terror. “My PS4. My GameCube. My Xbox 360. My Nintendo Switch. All my consoles.” Read the rest »
“It is said that the Hornburg has never fallen to assault; but now my heart is doubtful. The world changes, and all that once was strong now proves unsure. How shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?”- Théoden, King of Rohan.
As undisputed ruler of your lands, you have a responsibility to your subjects to defend them in times of strife. Read the rest »
Well, you’ve finally done it. It took you years upon years to accomplish your magnum opus, but your so-called “obsession” (you call it dedication) has paid off. Finally, you created a foolproof set of rules to turn your entire life into a game. Read the rest »