It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and you know what that means: time to break out the “Kiss me, I’m Irish” crop top. Just kidding—save that for arm day at the gym. What we really mean is: your Irish uncle from Chicago is visiting to see how the West Coast celebrates his favorite holiday. Read the rest »
Everyone went out on excursions looking for the best ones at the mall, but not you. You just opened your closet and grabbed your favorite of the day. Read the rest »
When your cubicle mate gifted you a Starbucks mug for your birthday, you smiled. No, it wasn’t because of your coworker’s thoughtful generosity. You were happy that you now had a gift for Grandma Gertrude’s 90th birthday.
Some may call it a problem or an unhealthy obsession, but nope! It’s a gift that keeps on giving: you love to re-gift. Read the rest »
As the leaves fall from the trees in a cascading ocean of yellows and browns (sometimes), the California climate takes a cool dip from 75° to 72°. Aside from suddenly needing a hoodie to go to the market, we also realize what is most important in these final months of the year: pumpkin spice lattes and Black Friday! Read the rest »
Ever since childhood, Halloween has been your favorite day, even over your birthday. In elementary school, your friends felt the same way, but only because of the free snacks. Read the rest »
Nobody takes Halloween more seriously than you. In fact, you start prepping in mid-July, just to make sure your shipments come in on time. When October 1st comes along, everyone else is off cuddling with loved ones to ABC Family (or Freeform as they rebranded it) re-runs of Hocus Pocus. That’s not real Halloween spirit.
Real Halloween spirit is getting the be-jeezus scared out of you. Read the rest »
But all the memories are coming back now (even though you may have killed off a few thousand brain cells). You remember your totally valid reason for being upset: instead of chugging beers with your friends this year, you were singing songs and clanking mugs with four strangers you had known for five minutes. It was fun, but it could have been MORE fun if your selfish friends didn’t rudely decline your invitation to drop everything and go to Munich! Read the rest »
As Mother’s Day approached, you were stressed out. Your mom is a queen. What could you get her that would show your appreciation? Hours and hours of window-shopping and browsing through Buzzfeed “best of” lists later, you finally found the perfect gift. All that was left was having a family breakfast and delivering the gift. Read the rest »
You’ve waited and it’s finally here! It’s Memorial Day weekend! You get a day off and you’re going to use it for your annual camping trip. You’re not looking forward to the sun and bugs, but you are totally ready for those selfies in nature. Your Instagram feed is looking neutral and the vibrant green trees are going to show your followers just how vibrant you are inside. You will be recognized as the modern-day Alexander Supertramp! Read the rest »
Just like that, April is coming to a close. And it’s almost your second favorite day of April: Earth Day! (Your first is April Fool’s, of course. It’s fun to play tricks on people—like how you convinced the server at Chipotle that you didn’t want extra guac this time. You really fooled her!) Read the rest »