February 12th is here, and it’s good ol’ honest Abe’s birthday! He’s more than just the man on the five-dollar bill; he’s your favorite President! And why wouldn’t he be? We all remember the Emancipation Proclamation from history class—truly iconic!
It’s time to deck yourself out in full suit and tie, and overcoat! You could buy new costumes for each of your family members too, equipped with top hats. Of course, you’ll need to buy some new fake beards after the Great Beard Fiasco of 2017. It’s so hard to relive that memory…
You stuffed your old Lincoln costumes in the closet in 2016, and when you brought them out last year, they were all wrinkled and ruined. While ironing and trying to salvage what you had, you realized, “What happened to my beards?” Heading back to the closet, you found them all crumbled up, looking like a ball of fur. Worst of all, the Velcro lost all its stick and the extra rubber bands (you can never have too much support) snapped. Then, because you were examining them too close to the iron, they perished in a blaze of glory. How can you be Abe with no beard? That’s like peanut butter without the peanut!
But you’ll be more equipped next year, because you are choosing to keep your things with STORBOX. You’ll be able to buy even more. Maybe you can buy art supplies to create your very own Presidential documents and practice charismatically delivering speeches—even if it’s just to decide what your family is eating for dinner (pizza’s always good).
And you can splurge on getting some costume makeup to seal the deal! After all, STORBOX offers storage units from 5×5 to 10×30 square feet. With that ample space, you could feel free to buy whatever you want, knowing there’s a safe place to store it.
Of course, you don’t have to Lincoln-cosplay to truly honor him on his birthday. Maybe you can just give him a little toast before you take a drink on his day? Maybe from your nicest wine, which can be stored in STORBOX’s Wine Grotto until you need it for special occasions. It’s fingerprint-protected, don’t worry.
So, celebrate Lincoln in whatever way you want. Maybe just don’t go to a theatre to watch a play…too soon? And if you need storage solutions, give STORBOX a call at (626) 407-3439 or visit our website for pricing. Visit our easily-accessible Pasadena location, which is open seven days a week (excluding seven holidays—don’t worry; Lincoln’s birthday isn’t one).