But all the memories are coming back now (even though you may have killed off a few thousand brain cells). You remember your totally valid reason for being upset: instead of chugging beers with your friends this year, you were singing songs and clanking mugs with four strangers you had known for five minutes. It was fun, but it could have been MORE fun if your selfish friends didn’t rudely decline your invitation to drop everything and go to Munich!
It was just so crazy that your friends didn’t want to travel all the way to Germany for consecutive months of day-drinking and partying. Why not? It somehow was totally okay for them to go all the way to Temecula for fancy wine tasting for a “bachelorette” party because it “will only happen once” and your friend is the “happiest she’s ever been.” But it’s not okay to go drinking in Germany to celebrate life in general for no reason? Maybe you have the wrong set of friends. After all, they did think that Oktoberfest started in October…. Amateurs.
The problem is that you bought enough steins, flags, lederhosen, and drindls for all your friends to feel the spirit, to see what they missed out on in the Bavarian countryside. But something tells you they won’t be interested. None of them even watched your Insta Stories of when you went beer-tent hopping with all your neue freunde! There were good videos, even if nothing coming out of your mouth was coherent enough to understand.
It’s okay; maybe you can look up all the people you met in Germany on Facebook now that your memories are coming back. They were cerevisaphiles like you, who can appreciate a good brew. But the problem remains: what are you going to do with all the Oktoberfest gear you bought? You can’t just throw it all away. You should save it for new friends, ones that won’t ditch you to stay home and work their “full-time jobs” so they can “keep a roof over their heads” and qualify for “insurance.”
But where are you going to keep everything? Keine bange, brother! You can keep it all at StorBox. Open seven days a week and offering green, climate-controlled units, it’s the perfect place to keep anything you don’t need year-round. And when September comes back around, you can pull everything out and impress your new Oktoberfest bunch. Call (626) 407-3439 for pricing details.