It’s sooooo hard to find a place to store bodies nowadays. I mean, you can try putting them in the closet, but closets only offer so much space. And what if you have more than one? The bodies are just going to pile up and then where are you supposed to put your box of receipts for tax season?
Then there’s the smell. Not only does it stink up the entire house to the point where you need a Febreze bottle for every room, but that odor also attaches itself to every piece of clothing you own, including that designer jacket you got for 60% off original price (good job, by the way). And how long are you going to tell your visitors that it’s “just the dog?” Don’t blame Griffin. It’s not his fault you’re bad with organizational management.
We haven’t even begun to talk about security. You know you just can’t have people opening up your closet o’ bodies all willy-nilly. That would negate all the hard work you did in stacking them so gently. Could you imagine everything falling out the closet as soon as the door opened, after you put your mad Tetris skills to use?
You could try your garage. You would have to move all those boxes of Christmas decorations, though. The last time you did that, you broke several of those nice, gold ornaments that your mom gave you last holiday season. There’s no way you’re going to move that gym equipment, either! Just because you haven’t used it since the day you bought it doesn’t mean you won’t ever use it. Today might be the day!
Of course, the neighbors are also a problem. What would they say if they see you hauling body-shaped bags into your garage? They don’t understand. If only there was some other place where you could store them for an affordable price….
Fortunately for you, STORBOX Self Storage offers a plethora of storage units – from 5×5 to 10×30 to fit whatever body size you need! With two loading docks and a moving truck (subject to availability), you won’t need to ask your coworker to use his pick-up truck and avoid those crazy stares.
There are climate-controlled units too, so now you can keep your bodies nice and cool. You know how important that is! Be sure to call STORBOX in Pasadena at (626) 407-3439 to hear more about how our specials can help you store your skeleton and other Halloween decorations all year long. What? Did you think we were talking about something else?