It’s that time again. Your refrigerator is jam-packed, with the overpriced turkey sitting smack dab in the middle. You should win a Tetris trophy for how much food you were able to fit in next to that thing. That expensive wine you got for your birthday is sitting on the counter, instead of resting somewhere cool. (Your family will never know the difference.) But that minor offense pales in comparison to those secrets you’ve been hiding.
You’re going to need to hide your daughter’s new boyfriend. You know your mom is going to hate that studded earring and that fringe haircut. Maybe you can throw him in the hall closet? Just move out those bags of clothes that you’re not ready to donate to a thrift store.
Also, you’re probably going to have to move that skeleton in your closet.
The skeleton, of course, is your secret: proof that you moved two hours away from most of your family members because they were too close and always dropped by. They think you did it on purpose, but you told them it was for the school district (which one is it again? You’re going to need to ask your kids, so you can keep up the lie). Don’t worry, we understand. Who cares if your parents miss their grandchildren? Don’t they have Facebook?
You can’t let them see this secret! It’s pretty big—you should probably store it in the garage. Just move around the old boxes full of your children’s homework, projects, and pictures from when they were 5. Those memories are sentimental, we get it!
Oh wait, your little sister just got here and… she’s pregnant? She doesn’t want anyone to know, so you’ll have to hide that secret under your bed, where you store the old collection of your Disney VHS tapes.
Your secrets are safely hidden, but now the rest of your stuff is out in the open! Where are you going to store it?
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Contact STORBOX at (626) 407-3439 for your storage needs. Just don’t store your daughter’s boyfriend here. He probably wouldn’t like that.