Shoes are not just accessories or clothing pieces—they’re a way of life. They’re a little bit like chocolate, you can never have too much, right? Right! That’s why your finger is always on the pulse of must-haves and crazy deals. People might say you don’t have enough room for shoes, but they just don’t know how to finesse a space like you do. What do they think the space under your bed is for?
Plus, you’ve got closet-storage on lock with furniture and bins from Target and Ikea, even if they were a little pricey…and hard to put together.
But lately, your shoes don’t really fit in your closet anymore. Those shoe cubbies are looking tighter and tighter. Some of them even have more than one pair cramped in together. How you managed that, who knows? Finesse, always. What’s not cool is that when you go for one pair, all of them fall out. The mess is annoying to clean, but that’s not the worst part.
Now you have multiple pairs of shoes out. How are you going to decide which ones to wear? Your taste is so immaculate. The world deserves to see you in every pair!
After picking one, you have to stuff the others back in and then summon the strength of a football linebacker to close your closet door. It’s starting to look like your belt during Thanksgiving dinner. But just like Thanksgiving, it doesn’t matter—you’ll keep loading up. The limit does not exist! You’re a modern-day Imelda Marcos.
She may have been the infamous first lady of the Philippines with hordes of shoes, but what a legend, right? Rumor has it that she had thousands of shoes. Can you imagine? WHAT A DREAM. Of course, you don’t have her money or closet. What you do have is a subscription to a shoe membership site and you live very close to a Ross. That’s where you got those bomb Steve Maddens. Kudos!
Plus, you know she paid full price for hers when you paid half that. FINESSE. The problem is you need more space. There’s no way you have the money to extend your tiny closet or keep buying little solutions. You may think of resorting to Marcos family-type shenanigans for money, but it’s just too much work. Why dirty your shoes, right?
Lucky for you, there’s STORBOX. With month-to-month rental agreements to a variety of unit sizes and spaces and 41 security cameras, you can be assured your prized shoe collection will be left untouched, so you can started on your new collection. Call STORBOX at (626) 407-3439 for details.