A Modern-Day Van Gogh

By Storbox Self-Storage on March 20, 2018 - Comments off

pexels-photo-102127Only a true artist like you can appreciate the finer things in life. That’s why you jumped for joy when you found out that awesome painting-and-wine nights were coming to your area. And at your favorite bar? Perfection! Everything’s coming up aces for you now.

Contrary to what your roommate says, wine brings out your best qualities. You feel good, you think faster, and it happens to awaken the dormant spirit of a Renaissance artist that sleeps deep within you.

Your teachers never understood your art. You drew a flock of geese frolicking in a pond to symbolize your eternal love for your parents in second grade, but your teacher though it was Sesame Street meets Fight Club, which actually still might symbolize your parents on pizza night…Anyway, everyone is a critic.

Do you think the people at the bar will understand your genius? That’s a hard question—do you think they have decades of art-school experience? Do they also have the spirit of a Renaissance artist living inside of them? Can they at least summon one via Ouija board?

Probably not.

Do you remember the time you showed off the masterpiece that you created after topping off your workday with good old Stella Rosa? It was beautiful re-imagining of your roommate, but she thought it was a caricature of Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants! Philistine!

It’s best for you to store your paintings away, at least until society is ready to comprehend them. But where can you store your flawless paintings? Well, with STORBOX, of course—a place full of people who truly appreciate your art.

With our variety of unit sizes and climate-controlled rooms, your paintings can remain untouched and preserved until long after you’re gone, but immaculate art awareness is in. It’s just sad you won’t be able to witness your art finally get its recognitions.

Maybe you should paint a self-portrait, to immortalize yourself and to allow your future followers to truly honor you. Schools will need a portrait for their textbooks anyway. You could even store some of your favorite wine in STORBOX’s Wine Grotto, keeping it cool and available to be checked out for a little sip. Your new fans can have a drink on you!

You appreciate the finer things in life, right? Store those finer things (like your amazing paintings) with STORBOX. Call (626) 407-3439 for prices.

 

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