When your 9 to 5 wasn’t cutting it, you knew you needed extra income. But you didn’t want to get a part-time job, so you tried to find something you could do from home. Then one day, Destiny called…or was it Melody? You don’t remember, but that one girl who used to sit by you in high school geometry messaged you on Facebook. She said she had a great opportunity for you take your life back from “the man.”
Who knew that your whole life could be changed by a bottle of dried green powder? When you shake it up in water, it looks goopy, but smells like a bunch of money you could make! So, you dropped your check on samples. But no one was biting. Your grandma had no interest in “superfood powder” and your mom said the stuff gave her indigestion.
So, you thought you would change direction a bit. Everyone loves makeup; even Rihanna has her own line. You were ready to rake in the cash. It was an easy up-sell, too. You need foundation, mascara, setting spray, lipstick, lipliner…the list goes on. Kylie Jenner really knows what’s up. If she could make money, you could too!
Except that didn’t work out, either. Then, you decided this was your life now. You started selling Tupperware, but no one wanted to come over to your house. You made cute social media graphics and still nothing. So you tried candles. You did pretty well with that…Hanging out in front of Bath & Body Works and Bed Bath & Beyond, you were able to catch some prospects. You also got banned from the mall.
But now, you see your friend posting photos of the cutest leggings. And she’s starting to do numbers on Instagram! It’s your turn to become an Instagram baddie while also earning dough. Who knows, maybe this will be the scheme to get you all the money you desire. Wealth is just one tie-dyed, checker-patterned legging set away!
And hey, if you order way too much and don’t sell what you need, you can add it to your collection and start an Etsy or eBay store. With all those extra…products….around, you’ll need the perfect place for your pyramid scheme graveyard.
Try STORBOX in Pasadena. With unit sizes from 5×5 to 10×30 square feet, you’ll have all the room you need. And since we’re open all week, you can head back anytime just in case one of your prospects calls! For pricing and details, contact us at (626) 407-3439 today.