Have you ever wondered where Bruce Banner (aka “The Incredible Hulk”) keeps the stockpile of purple pants he manages to tear through on such a frequent basis? Every time he gets angry and “Hulks out” he rips through a perfectly good pair of purple pants. Where do you think he stores them all? Unless he’s incredibly talented with a sewing machine, he probably has multiple pairs of these iconic pants hidden away somewhere. Since Bruce is a member of The Avengers, you would naturally assume that he keeps all of these reserve pairs of pants at Avengers Tower. However, Avengers Tower is already packed to the gills with Iron Man’s armor, Thor’s hammer, Captain America’s shield, and a TON of other gadgets and weaponry that the team needs to help save the world. Sadly, super stretchy purple pants don’t make the cut in terms of what can and cannot be stored at Avengers Tower. So what’s poor Bruce to do?
Don’t tell anyone, but we here at STORBOX know exactly how Bruce keeps his personal space from overflowing with dozens and dozens and DOZENS of pairs of purple pants. Bruce keeps his stockpile of pants in a storage unit (much like the units we offer hear at STORBOX). Think about it…it’s the PERFECT solution. Not only does Bruce have access to his storage unit seven days a week, but (if it’s anything like STORBOX) it’s conveniently outfitted with surveillance cameras and electronic locks everywhere to ensure that his purple pants are ready and waiting for his next wardrobe malfunction.
Bruce can rest easy knowing that his purple pants storage problem is a quick fix for a storage facility, especially one like STORBOX. As one of the best family-owned storage facilities in the San Gabriel Valley, STORBOX has just the services you need to properly keep your valuables not only safe and sound, but readily accessible. For more information about how we can help you with your storage needs, give us a call at (626) 793-9888.