As your friends decided they wanted to follow their hearts and major in art history, or follow their parent’s dreams and study business, you had a totally different idea. You wanted a fulfilling career of helping people and spreading justice through life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That made your mom so happy. But her smile quickly vanished when she realized you were talking about clown school and not law school. It was so uncomfortable that you had to diffuse the situation by pulling a long thread of colored fabrics out of your ear. That just made her cry more.
So, you attended and honed your skills with Grand Master Shoopty Doop and his protégé, Bubblez. You climbed through the ranks and eventually earned your red nose and giant shoes. Now you could squeak around like the clown you were meant to be!
August came around and so did National Clown Week. It was finally time for you to shine. There was an audience awaiting. Even if it just happened to be Clown Con 2018. Waking up that morning, you were ready to showcase your skills. Strapping up those polka-dot parachute pans and your overalls and white tunic, you donned only the most couture of clown attire. You thought a tear rolled down your cheek, but it was just the one you painted on.
The crowd gasped in awe as you walked in, blowing up balloons and maneuvering them into the shapes of dog, cats, and even the Mona Lisa. The crowd was only ten family members and two people who came off the street for free snacks, but still, you were excited.
The convention gave you the opportunity to network with other clowns. Your birthday party prospect list grew and you just knew the best was yet to come.
But that week is over now. And your prospects actually don’t need a clown anymore because they want “influencers” at their parties now. So, you’re going need a place for your clown gear until another out-of-touch mother decides to a book a clown for her unsuspecting child…or at least until Clown Con 2019.
Where’s a place where you can store your various flower boutonnieres that squirt water? Those were hard to find, so you’ll need a safe place for them. And you don’t have room for your make-up kit and balloon collection in your apartment.
Store them with StorBox! With month-to-month agreements, you can eventually move everything out with no hassle when your clown career finally buys you a mansion! Call (626) 407-3439 for details.