New Year, new you! After a whole year of sitting in your man cave and packing on pounds of chips and soda, you decided you wanted to kiss those love handles goodbye. You finally got tired of sitting in your armchair, even though your body made the perfect indention that made it so comfortable.
But that armchair was an enabler. It let you gain weight and did nothing. Bad chair! It needed to go.
You invested in a treadmill and a good weight set (Black Friday deals). The big-screen TV perfect for watching games (or Game of Thrones) was now ready for workout videos and tutorials, P90x, and any other routine that could get you ripped and in shape!
Then came January 2, 2018. You were ready. You hit 30 minutes that day and you were done. Pretty good for your first run. Then, the next day came, and you reluctantly worked out for thirty more minutes. As you sweated, you realized this is your life now: for the next day, the next, and the next on and on forever! Suddenly, the room seemed smaller and you yelled,
You tried and that’s all that matters. Well, that and the Super Bowl. But how are you going to watch it now? Your favorite armchair is not in your newly converted gym! Oh, how you miss your man cave. Why did you yell at your armchair when it loved you for who you were?
You certainly can’t return the equipment after you’ve sweated half your body weight on it. But the Super Bowl is almost here. Do you think anyone would buy it? Maybe. But then what happens when you start working out again? After all, you never know when you’re going to pick up the habit.
Lucky for you, there’s STORBOX. With unit sizes from 5×5 to 10×30 square feet, there’s ample space for the treadmill and any other equipment you need to put away. And don’t worry, with our two loading docks and a moving van, the equipment will not be a hassle to move at all.
Month-to-month agreements mean you can pick up those barbells when you’re ready (whether that’s next week or next year). The equipment burned a huge hold in your wallet, so go ahead and buy that optional storage insurance (although with our 41 security cameras, you’re in good hands). Who steals workout equipment, anyway? Have fun watching the Super Bowl!