It’s summertime in LA; and when July rolls around, so does one of the most important days on the holiday calendar. That’s right; July 22nd is National Hammock day! As a hammock enthusiast, we know you look forward to the time this hallowed day comes around. You get a chance to show off your disturbingly large hammock collection!
Some people think that over 500 hammocks are too much for one person, but those are small-minded individuals who have no appreciation for real leisure. They probably don’t even know that the hammock originated in Central America and were woven from the branches of the hammack tree, hence the name. What a bunch of ignoramuses, right?
Who would let people ignorant of such important facts pass judgment on an individual who knows what life is about? Hammocks, and lots of them.
Your collection grew over time until it was impossible to fit them all into your studio apartment. Luckily, you got yourself a StorBox unit and now you have more hanging beds than there are days of the year.
Since the city keeps turning down your requests for public funding to start work on your plans for the Southern California Hammock Museum, national hammock day is all you have at this point. It’s also the only time you allow yourself to rest in your most prized possession: the personal hammock of the ancient Mayan king Yikʼin Chan Kʼawiil. The fact that you found it in the basement of an agriculturalist in Humboldt County, California, was a minor miracle. But purchasing it from him using the $55 buy-it-now option on eBay was by far the happiest moment you have ever experienced in your life.
Family and friends may judge you for your so-called obsession, but StorBox gets you. So, come on down and hang that baby up! Our units come in all shapes and sizes to fit your ever-growing hammock collection, and all units are climate controlled! So, feel free to celebrate national hammock day by breaking out your curiously acquired Mayan relic and beating the summer heat in your comfortably cool storage unit.
For your hammock-storing needs, or storage needs of any kind, get in touch with StorBox Self Storage at (626)-407-3439. Our location at 2233 East Foothill Boulevard in Pasadena has plenty of affordable units for a variety of different needs.