Mankind has long searched for a place to lean his hairy back against a squishy chair and sigh happily. Mankind has yearned since inception for a man cave, where man-meals and man-stuff may be taken and kept sacred.
Husbands, boyfriends, fathers, brothers, sons, male cousins, and anyone with enough testosterone to qualify all need their space. Online sources are glad to give advice as to what “should” be in a man cave: giant hammocks, stackable refrigerators, a wall of plaid [shirts], a bar that dispenses only liquor, bean bag chairs, a pile of bacon, etc.—the list goes as high as man’s imagination.The man possessed of a recliner already owns the staple of a man cave. But when a giant hammock does go on sale…what else can be done? The man must buy. Maybe the temptation is a “Brew Cave” walk-in cooler, googly-eye glasses for every occasion, or a working Bat-Signal. Doesn’t matter—MAN MUST BUY!
Giant hammocks, fun as they are, take up valuable man-cave real estate. Forget about trying to hang that thing in the hallway or in your bedroom. As every man knows, the rest of the house is the property of womankind, and she doesn’t take kindly to your man-sense. To make space for a giant hammock, that staple recliner must go…into self-storage.
As no man would willingly give up his man-possessions, setting up a self-storage unit is necessary. The significant other will, at some point, say, “Honey, your man-cave is out of control. Your friends don’t even fit inside it anymore—they spill out into the hall and upset my reading club. Why don’t you make some more room by throwing out those tasteless gifts from your fraternity brothers?”
As it is against “bro code” to throw away any novelty gift from a college chum, the man is forced to hunt for space elsewhere. Self-storage is the answer to his primal needs.
At STORBOX, we accept all man-stuff that is not against policy. We even have climate-controlled units for wine storage. We can safely store your La-Z-Boy recliner, or your keg-shaped end table. Even if you don’t have a man cave yet, we can be the place where you pile on the man-stuff while you wait to create the man cave of your dreams. You need somewhere to put stuff? Call STORBOX at (626) 407-3439. We offer moving supplies to help you out, and our storage staff is friendly and knowledgeable. Find that place to start a man-shrine.