If Aliens Discovered Your Self-Storage Unit, What Would They Think?

By Storbox Self-Storage on April 26, 2013 - Comments off

Picture this if you will:

Extraterrestrials being originating from a planet thousands of light years away and nestled in crack between our dimension and another compromised solely of dark matter have come to Earth after cracking the code to sub-molecular matter transportation. This discovery has allowed them to beam themselves and their bioorganic spacecraft across the nearly infinite expanse of space and time in mere moments.

Their destination? Your storage container, located safely and securely within STORBOX.

Their objective? To better understand the species known as “humans” via the contents of your storage unit.

While STORBOX provides a safe facility to protect the items of our customers, we cannot guard against teleportation, which these visitors from a far off planet have used to suddenly appear within your container inside a whirling vortex of sparking protons and fracturing neutrons!

What would they find, and what would this tell them about the human race as a whole?

Perhaps they would be perplexed by items that you would find mundane. Cotton does not exist within their planet, which is composed of electricity and vibrating polygons made up of pure carbon. As such, a simple t-shirt would be enough to overwhelm their gigantic brains. Even the simple idea that a creature would only have two arms and two legs may seem impossible.

What about your old photographs, which would reveal to them the shocking appearance of our species? Two eyes? One mouth? No glowing body armor completely made from electricity? Truly they would be shocked at the relatively simple design of our species.

But what about the more unique items found inside a container?

Gumball machines, tax forms, old CDs, children’s homework assignments from decades ago, bicycles, tools, and plastic toys, just to name a few. These strange visitors would think us to be a race either obsessed with constant entertainment or constant work. Eventually, these overwhelming thoughts and emotions would be enough to send them far away from Earth in search of a simpler species, perhaps to never return again.

Thankfully, we at STORBOX  do not know of any extraterrestrial break-ins that have occurred at our Pasadena storage facility. To learn more about how we can keep your items safe year round, get in touch with our earth-born staff today by calling (626) 793-9888.

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