The time has finally come. You called your bestie (Joanne) three times a day for the past week, scared that this day was around the corner. Your significant other, your bae, your one true love has decided to break up with you. AND BY TEXT MESSAGE? The nerve on this one, right?
Joanne says it’s for the best, but what does she know? Who are you going to binge-watch Black Mirror with now? And are you really ready to kiss the two for $20 at Applebee’s goodbye?
No way, those chicken strips are too good.
Honestly…your relationship was pretty sweet at its best parts. You had someone to turn to when you had a bad day at work. You’re going to miss their laugh at your totally funny jokes. And when they talked about their favorite songs (anything by Coldplay), you didn’t agree but loved watching their passion.
Going through all the things you plan to give back (like their toothbrush and the backpack you guys used for traveling), you can’t help but remember all the good times. Like the time you went to the beach, split an ice cream, and you ate the whole thing on your own. They didn’t even get mad!
Joanne said you need to get rid of all these things, or you’ll never move on. But look at how your ex (ouch, doesn’t sound good, does it?) looked at you in this picture! How could that spark be gone? What if it’s not? Be quiet, Joanne! There’s no way I’m getting rid of anything! What if we get back together? It was just the Valentine’s Day pressure getting to us!
But where are you going to keep all this stuff in the meantime? It’s not good to stare at it every day. (You’ll already be stalking their Instagram and Facebook, do you really need another reminder?)
If only there were a safe place to store this stuff, until your ex (ouch, still hurts) inevitably comes back to your arms. Why wouldn’t they? You’re great.
There’s STORBOX. With an extensive range of storage units, STORBOX is the perfect place to keep that stuff. And they don’t judge—their units range from personal to business use. Hey, you can even store some wine in the cool Wine Grotto, so you can pop out a glass when you go back and reminisce. Call STORBOX at (626)-407-3439 for pricing and more information.
Don’t worry, they’ll come back! They always do…