Be sure to mark everything off your checklist:
- Clothes – CHECK
- Extra money for shopping – CHECK (you saved this year, good for you!)
- Phone, charger, and portable battery – (CHECK times three)
- Passport – CHECK
- Luggage to hold all of your stuff…
We didn’t hear a “CHECK” after that one. Didn’t you buy new luggage gear last year? We remember you found that amazing huge-but-still-lightweight bag at the department store. The price tag was enough to make you consider marrying the cashier. But you didn’t, because you’re waiting until it’s legal to marry yourself. If you can’t love yourself, how can you love somebody else?
You left that luggage in the garage, didn’t you? Why would you do that? Remember when you stored those old boxes of photos in there? Rats and all kind of creepy-crawly creatures got inside, ruining your memories forever. And you thought it would be okay to leave your luggage in there?
Oh, no, look at that! There are holes everywhere! Those little pebbles…are they…EW!
You have to throw that bag away, right now! You still have that luggage set you bought all those years ago, right? You left them at CHEAPO-STORAGE, right? Just go back there and get ‘em!
Oh, so there were rats there too? Yikes! And someone broke in and stole one of the bags? Well, you better head to that department store and hope they still have something you can buy!
Those are cute! And look at the receipt! We should know by now that you know how to spot a sweet deal. Perfect; pack up and go drink away your problems! We mean… have fun responsibly.
But when you come back, maybe you should store your things somewhere safe, where critters won’t make unannounced visits. We think CHEAPO-STORAGE should be something you forget while drinking…we mean having fun responsibly, of course.
If only there were somewhere you could store your luggage until you needed it—somewhere affordable and conveniently close. Has the alcohol gone to your head already? We’re talking about STORBOX. With unit sizes from 5×5 to 10×30 square feet, you have wiggle room to store what you need. Call (626)-407-3439 for storage and pricing options.
And don’t do anything we wouldn’t out there!