That’s right; the zombie apocalypse will soon be upon us.
Commerce will cease, store shelves will be barren, hospitals bereft of all medication. Babies will cry for nourishment, but there will be none. If you and your family want to survive the approaching cataclysm, you’ll need to act fast. First, rip the seats out of the back of the minivan. Next, drive down to the Smart & Final and load up on enough food and supplies to last at least six months. Then, drive down to STORBOX Self Storage at 2233 East Foothill Boulevard in Pasadena, California. STORBOX has a variety of reasonably priced units where you can store all the provisions you’ll need to ride out the coming invasion of the undead. Will your supplies be safe? Absolutely.
STORBOX Self Storage is a completely secure facility, with 41 cameras monitoring units 24 hours a day and surrounded by a zombie-proof fence. Each unit has its own, individual alarm, and can only be accessed by entering your personal code into a keypad (zombies have lousy dexterity). So, pack your crates of Spam, Pop-Tarts, Wonder Bread, Velveeta, Band-Aids, and Q-tips into your STORBOX Self Storage unit with the peace of mind that they’ll be there for you when you need them. And if the wife is using the minivan to pick up the kids from soccer practice, no worries—you can use our truck to load in your supplies for free. Call (626) 407-3439 to find out about our specials.