What a year! Your heart doctor may not like that you’re a sports fanatic, but who cares? It’s been so exciting! Just a few weeks ago, you were pounding back overpriced beers and gnawing on $25 Dodger Dogs, screaming about how Boston is trash. Apparently, they weren’t as trashy as you thought, but we digress.
The point is, it’s never been a better time to be a proud Los Angeles native and sports fan. Excitement is at an all-time high for the Chargers (whom some Angelenos hated at first, despite them #fightingforLA). They’re on a winning-streak and suddenly, everyone is on the bandwagon. That means you need to get the new merch before the yuppies get to it.
Plus, all the talk about the new stadium for the Chargers and the Rams has everyone hyped. The new stadium may not be ready until 2020, but tickets already have a waiting list. Of course, you’re going to wait until the day of a selected game and buy really cheap tickets, like a real LA native. Watching both the Rams and the Chargers play in the new stadium is going to be pretty lit, even if parking will suck. Eh, expecting good parking in LA is a noob move. Until then, you have time to tailgate at the StubHub Center.
Then there’s the LA FC! You’ve never really been a soccer fan because the point system is confusing, but hey, it’s exciting being in the crowd even if you don’t know what’s going on! So, of course you’re going to rep LA!
Don’t forget the Lakers. LeBron is here and LA is ready to dominate! It’s going down.
Then there’s the Sparks, and also the Angels, and wait—do you even have enough space for all the swag you need to buy? You need to get rid of old swag in your closet. Come to think of it, you have Shaq jerseys still and both of Kobe’s jerseys. There’s the Angels shirt from when they were winning the World Series. Do you really need all of that?
Maybe you do. Vintage jerseys go for a lot these days! Imagine what yours might get you in the future. Just call it a retirement fund! Until then, store your swag with StorBox. It’s open seven days a week and has 41 security cameras. Your fortune will be safe in whatever unit size you choose. Now get out there and gear up!