The Life of a Vintner

By Storbox Self-Storage on May 16, 2018 - Comments off

agriculture-clouds-grapes-21393Life is grand, right? And what makes it even better? Nestling in your basement, being engrossed with your favorite hobby, every night! Don’t be a creep…we’re talking about smashing some grapes here! Some good ol’ wino fun!

The life of a vintner sure seems cool. Making the finest of wines with Muscar Blanc and Sauvignon Blanc seemed to be what you truly craved.

So, you saved up money to buy some expensive grapes and began your life of wine-making. Presses, fermentation plastics, and racks…they cost so much money. But hey, you found them on Amazon and you had them shipped to your house in two days. The good life was in your hands.

But then you actually tried to make wine…NO ONE SAID IT WAS THIS HARD. You were supposed to make delicious wine, with just enough mix of sweet and tart. You were supposed to show up to other wineries and discuss how fine the life of wine truly is, all while sipping (not gulping like those city-folk).

That’s not at all how it went, though. You made a mess downstairs and those stains will never come out! The siphons spilled out wine everywhere. What you were you able to save…well, it tasted less like Bordeaux and more like bathwater. If Russell Crowe could figure it all out in The Good Year, then you could too, right? Why has life forsaken you?

Maybe you can’t make wine correctly, but you can still enjoy it. You were never able to perfect those dang tannins! It’s okay—you still have fine taste in wine. Whether you buy it from Trader Joe’s or on special order from Italy, no one can beat your taste.

There’s no way you can store those wines in your basement anymore. It still needs to be fixed. You don’t really have the money after your endeavors for big purchases or renovations. If only there was a way to still enjoy your wine without tainting it with bad memories of your failed hobby or breaking the bank.

There is, of course! Come store your wine at STORBOX. STORBOX houses a state-of-the-art Wine Grotto, perfect for every bottle. With biometric fingerprint scanning and climate-controlled housing, you can store your wine and be free of worry. Plus, you can still live out your dream. Host wine tastings and invite your favorite vintners! They’ll be super surprised.

Call STORBOX at (626) 407-3439 for details or check out the Wine Grotto.

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